Wouldn't the correct set up in Colombia be be a drug lord that becomes a chemistry teacher?

You must have missed the part of the movie where Jabberjaw plays strip poker with Shelly and Bubbles.

NERDS!

I disagree. They seem to like to fuck …. a lot

Kenny Rogers, Soundtrack, The Big Lebowski
Suzanne Sommers, Actress, Stepy by Step
Suzanne Pleshette, Actress, [some Japanese film]

Duly noted

Frankly, I think Red Barchetta is the best song on Moving Pictures.  Only Rush could write a song about a Sunday drive in the country with dystopian underones.

This really explains just about all of their songs.

Dr. No, a Mad Black Woman

The White Album

Tyler Perry's Gone Girl, an Affleck joint f. Rosamund Pike

And 100 acres is really not enough space to have a proper killing field.  You really need about 500, preferably 1000.

Great. Maybe now we'll find out who Jason Waterfalls is and why he was so enormed with leaving.

Dick Cockingham

Dick Cockingham

I suspect the real reason he retired is he just couldn't stand being in a profession he now shares with Katy Perry AND Tyler Perry.

I suspect the real reason he retired is he just couldn't stand being in a profession he now shares with Katy Perry AND Tyler Perry.

I would agree with that.

I would agree with that.

This is EXACTLY why the US needs a stronger immigration policy.