They should put him in blackface playing Obama.

The 20 or so people that got that joke really liked it.

Obamacare OR abortion?
Like those are two different things

Ru Paul

Non-union Mexican equivalent

Well, she was always ill.  She has a genetic defect.  But her condition certainly seemed to affect his campaign more after it was going down in flames.

Bryant would have killed on SNL

France needs a lot of shit … like stores that open later than 7.  Better Mormons is way down the list.

and way more misogynistic!

Well, there's Ron Paul.  And Rand Paul.

SFU doesn't match up, but mainly because of the greatness of Sopranos, Deadwood and the Wire (a later Mad Men and Breaking Bad).  By any overall measure, it's good television.

Not really.  At the micro level, investment banks' clients keep doing business with them because they generally make money.  They get screwed when things get tough no doubt, but in the long run they believe they'll be better off.

Well, that's pretty much what a long term relationship is like

Nancy Grace is possibly the worst human being on the face of the earth.  If you remove all murderers, I think she wins in a landslide.

Have been fairly unimpressed with Emeril's place is NOLA, but I wouldn't call him a hack or bad chef.

Made absolutely no sense.  She is from Philly, not Austin.

Great SNL parody

Love the David Bowie/Bing Crosby song.  It always blew me away that Bowie would do something like that.  In 1977, Bing Crosby was the most uncool person in the world to anyone under 30 (or maybe even 40 or 50).  Bowie was so cool that he did it anyway and made it cool.

What cities are like New York, Los Angeles, Paris, Brussels, London, and Geneva?

I would just like to point out that if Kaitlin Olsen wanted to boink me instead of her now hairy and kind of fat husband, I would be down with that.