But how could he possibly get Amber Heard to star as a young girl attracted to his old man smell and annoying jewishness in a movie like that?

Horrible is too much of an understatement.  There really isn't a word in the English language to describe his smug, talentless, duplicative ramblings that he passes off as music.

"Mr. Eastwood, your daughters' agent is on line one."

Did not know that.  Great story

So it's official then …

And "Eight is Enough" outtakes

Hong Kong Phooey

Which tells you how ummarketable the movie is.

Stafford's next project really needs to be why bagpipe music makes white men want to fight.

Makers Mark: the bourbon for people that don't like bourbon

I could have easily lived my life not knowing this person or video existed and been better for it.

Oscar worthy?

Fairly certain he and Neeson lost a bet of some sort.

"Risk" would make a great movie.  Unfortunately, it would last 7 hours and use the word Kamchatka 1,126 times.

and skin bleaching, animal collecting, inappropriate sleepovers …

Problem here is she's still coherent enough to give a response.

HEY HEY HEY

"Clarissa Got Fat"

Timely

"We Were Promised Jetpacks" had their day in the sun