Weak.  Youth of America, your inability to come up with bad band names is troubling.

Tramp Stamp-oline.

Um, because it's a kids show and, like you, kids love it

This was kind of my thought as well.  I am sure this show is god awful, but I am not sure pointing how pathetic two women with a legitimate medical disorders are is really the way to go about snarking it.

Looking at this, two of the women are the Schlegel sisters (Schlegel family is kind a well known; dad is a businessman).  They're from Canada.  No clue on the other woman.  Her husband (gummy bear guy) owns a nail salon in a tony suburb of Dallas.  One of the other guys is a realtor.  Always amazes me the lifestyle…

The problem here is the hosts' suggestions were so ridiculous.  The judges really had no choice but to ignore them.

Saw it later.  You're from Houston.  You should move back, frankly.

So are you from Houston or Austin?

Very likely actually.  I work and Dallas and have at least heard of most of the big families, and didn't recognize any of the names.  And the fact the women didn't have accents would tend to indicate they aren't from Texas.  Men will lose the accents a lot of times, but it's considered endearing for women to have a…

When she said that, I looked at my wife and said "Because that's a real job"

Yes.  I would guess she's got to deal with douchers like that a lot

How is this enforced exactly?

Remember this one, but was not a fan.  I grew up in the rural Midwest and, in retrospect, I think I couldn't really relate to the urban elements of it.

Apparently, they're so old and wrinkly, you can't even photoshop it.  They've got to do a cartoon version

So do they include the old cast members to make them pine for their younger days and regret lost youth, or as a warning to the younger cast members of the inexorable march of time and the futility of life?

Wait a minute!  This whole thing is a decades long conspiracy from the gay, satanic cartoonists that run Hollyweird.

Nympho

Sounds like you just came up with the next Women's Studies class at Barnard.

For some reason, acting overtly gay was quite the laugh riot in 60s television.

Not necessarily Christmas related, but Rikki Tikki Tavi, the original honey badger.