If so, please get rid of Jon Voight

Someone explain …
why this isn't just a network television version of Mad Men, but about oil not advertising and in Houston not New York? I am sure that's the way they pitched it.

I wish I wrote headlines
Al Quaid-a uses weapons of mass habitation"

The problem with this scenario …
is the 5 miles and 5 years. You are not really time travelling, as much as kickin' it in a cool location and time period. Thus, lots of NYC, LA, Paris and London. I would love to see ancient Rome or Athens, but would have no interest living there for 5 months, much less 5 years.

I am pretty sure the Chinese are pretty far down on the Tea Party hate list. Don't get me wrong, they're on there, but they're sorta white and can't sneak into the US. I would venture to say Canadians are higher on the list. Gay Canadians for sure.

Susan Boyle

Boston crime movies are kind of played out. Does no one mastermind a crime in Hartford or Providence?

If Polly Walker shows up to act Roman and show off her, uh, acting skills, this might be the best season ever.

Sort of like, I'm not gay, I just like to suck cock now and then.

Wow, you are one lazy motherfucker.

Yes, Larry Byrd — the Republican representative from Mississippi. Who did you think I was talking abo …..

"That's a white myth — like Colorado or Larry Byrd."

He looks like a cross between Justin Theroux and Jim J. Bullock.

Find it hard to believe she couldn't find some church where she fit in, although I can see that it would not be the Catholic church. All of her complaints ("I refuse to be anti-gay. I refuse to be anti-feminist. I refuse to be anti-artificial birth control. I refuse to be anti-Democrat. I refuse to be anti-secular…

I think we know …
Aquaman is definitely out as an option.

No worries. He can't leave until Simon gives him his pot of gold back

I'M BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN!!

John Hamm …
will have this problem in the future. He will always be known as Don Draper.

Good ones. Iconic for something other than acting, so you always look at them on the screen and say, "Hey, it's Madonna/Elvis!"

Spoiler Alert!
They were all schmucks all along.