I am pretty sure a well placed Joe Pesci monologue would get the job done here.

A Brit with a sense of smug superiority about America? No way!

Technically, the great thing about Anne Hathaway is her tits.

Man …
I am glad I don't have a vagina

Porn remake: Sexual Predators

The Saw-shank Redemption

Well, accept that your girlfriend could probably kick his ass.

Again, Alex = real life Tobias Funke.

Rick Gervais?

He is a pretty good brooder - you've got to give him that. Speaking parts, not so much.

Way to go Hayden. You can't let some irrelevant network get away with stealing your shitty idea for a show that would actually be shittier if you were starring in it. I am glad our tax dollars are paying for the judge and use of the courthouse to right this very mild or possibly non-existent injustice.

I got the surrey with the fringe on top and the lifts underneah, yo.

So at what point is Megan Fox going to realize that she could have gotten pretty much anything from any guy during her heyday, and she picked BAG?

Isla Fisher would work nicely.

Alex …
is a real life Tobias Funke.

Patently obvious he want to bone Amanda.

I never would have guessed …
that America's Funniest Home Videos was so cutting edge.

Poke her face

Very good movie, but more of a First Amendment piece than democracy piece.

If your point is that "alternative country" is more linearly related to classic country, your right. That's not really unusual, "Alternative rock" in the late 80s and early 90s was more linearly related to classic rock.