Well, the BP oil spill is pretty impressive … you know, for an oil spill. Seems extremely persistent and very oily

Thetans

It's the therans. Cruise's are particularly douchey

R Kelly
It's actually kinda sad because he probably doesn't even know what self-parody means.

Wait …
these are supposed to be summer blockbusters? This is the legacy of Ghostbusters, Raider of the Lost Ark and Star Wars?

I think you are giving him way too much credit.

Bad timing, what with Gary Coleman just dying and all.

Alex Winter is Gen Xers' Peter Scolari

Wow. A staff firstie. That a … uh, first.

Fine! We'll blame you when America is in ruins.

I blame Fred Durst.

If Little Debbie was real she would weigh 400 pounds and Little would be an oxymoron

Sorry guys, but I am not buying your Yankee redneck comparisons. Do black people get dragged through the streets of Granville NY or Rutland VT? That shit happens not infrequently in the south. How about growing up thinking Catholicism is a weird fringe religion? Par for the course in the south. Did you grow up…

This show will not be 10% as entertaining as Jesco.

Psshh. You could pick up east Texas and put it in the middle of Mississippi and no one would miss a beat. Around Tyler is about as Ole' South as you can get.

Actually, Marky is right on here!
I have complained that the episodes are too short.

This lawsuit sounds like a real circle jerk

Sorry, but I don't find that story compelling in the least.

Pretty sure Cerberus is the original (and literal) dog from hell

Sarah Polley:
The Thinking Man's Jordan Ladd