More like Marma-puke

Get down, hoe.

My guess is that it comes out that the Ragsdale clan (his real name) snuck into the US about 150 years ago.

Moyer's is just ridiculous IMO. He actually breaks into slight British accent mid-sentence a lot.

To be fair, Christians do have to eat all the pork rinds.

For all have pissed and fallen short of the glory of the bowl

Hopefully, this is the last worth Republican that he'll have to sue.

These guys don't even register on the douche-scale when paired with nearly anyone fro,m E!, MTV or VH1

I say, I say, I say …
you are uh vampiah!

Um, if your penis looks anything like that, you really need to see a doctor.

There are no winners here. Just varying degrees of painfully unfunny shoe jokes.

Fey is a 30 Rock spoiled.

B on the Ted Kennedy impression. The swimming part is a little off. I think you mean you would like to take her for a drive.

James Polk is the gluten free of presidents.

Britney Spears
This may be the first time ever she has led off the tolerable category, and I have to agree. Although she's still fairly ridiculous, she's pretty benign at this point and I hope she does ok.

Times are tough for retirees.

Law & Order
I figured it was like a vampire — if you kill the original and the others die too.

A Gen Y'er would also say his/her, you sexist pig.

Dressing up like a clown + Not entertaining pre-pubescent kids = Immediate fail

Oh great! Now whitey is co-opting the brothers' piss scandals too.