Ah yes. The annual Funk University v. Soul College game.

Thanks for posting a link that actually has less information than the story you posted it to.

Give Spector Some Credit
1. It's hard to beat the shit out of her when she misses that high C from prison.

Not Entirely Unrelated
I watched a movie last night called "Hornet's Nest" starring Rock Hudson. It featured Rock with a bunch of pre-pubescent boys running around in their (mostly) wet underwear trying to blow up a dam during WWII.

Shrek, this one's shitty

Back in the day, the only place to watch unattractive people on tv was PBS. Man, how have things changed.

Take the Expo-tionals back too.

We may Michael Bay to bring 'splosions and his mullet

I thought it was Oz. Things got real bad once the Wizard left.

Hmmm. You never see Axl and Kurt together.

Goldman Sachs?

If you name your kid Axl, you pretty much doom him to being a real life Danny McBride character. And that's his ceiling, not his floor.

Apparently …
Axl and Courtney Love have comparing crazy notes.

She would be the divorced mom that wants to fuck all her friends' husbands just because she can.

Including CSNY on this list feels like it would be cheating. Shit, they didn't even come up with a band name. They're more of an association than a band.

The worst part of this …
is that is maybe 1/10th what Paris Hilton is worth.

Pssh. Cinderella wishes he was gay. Wwwayyy worse

No doubt David Allan Coe is the patron saint of Southern frat boys.

She could do me

Fresh Jive