That's pretty much the way the 3 or so DAC concerts I've been to went. He was too drunk at the end to finish 2 of them,

Nutty Professor 3: Return of the Fat Suit

Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps …
but it does often pass out after cocaine-fueled rages.

Isla Fisher is Scottish (both parents are Scottish) even though I don't think she ever lived in Scotland.

Since when does tv reflect this real world? Also, you must not have many friends with kids. Most women I know have a kid or two and then stop taking care of themselves.

Here is the confusion …
he actually has a friend named Haywood Jablowme

According to Jim is the worst. Jim Belushi and Courtney Thorne-Smith?

I AM …
SPARTACUS!

Belle from Beauty and the Beast
Hot Disney character or hottest Disney character?

Let's not forget the wife who is entirely out of his league and who puts up with shit no woman would put up with from a schmo like him.

Still waiting for the Cohiba bubblegum cigar

Great point, Peon. Also, no one is really going to be too intimidated by a transforming rice burner with a bunch of neon shit under it.

I always figured their big advocacy group is they make up more than half the world.

He's the Frederic Prinz von Anhalt to her Anna Nicole Smith.

You're actually defaming the good name of tequila

It's where you go to do cocaine (or maybe give a BJ to get cocaine) in a disco.

Isn't this the plot for the "Bring It On" movies?

This would make a good Inventory — "People we thought were cool, but they turned out to be douches"

A train whistle followed by "All aboard"?

Would prefer a Musollini-esque execution followed by subequent public humiliation.