Just fyi — You need to keep your dick a mimum of 3 feet away from my dick at all times.

Also, cocksucker

"Eat a Peach" by the Allman Brothers
I think it is physically impossible to be angry or sad after listening to this album.

All of y'all have got to fucking kidding me. Train? Flaming Lips? STP Uplugged!!? Do you even know who Led Zeppelin is?

I am not at all convinced that she is really a lesbian. Bi, sure.

True, but after the Diaspora, the Spanish Inquisition, and the Holocaust, surely Jews are surely getting a little more wary of Gentiles.

Maybe it's just me, but Lindsay can go from nasty looking crack whore to one of the most fuckable women in the world in a milisecond.

Whoever cast this movie is a stone cold, mother fucking genius.

Hey, we didn't cross the border, the border crossed us!!

All Led Zeppelin cover bands, or even legitimate bands covering Zepelin songs, sadden me. Think about it: Bonham on drums, Plant on vocals, Page on lead guitar, JPJ on bass and keyboard — all legends in their own right. There are maybe a couple of groups EVER that could not embarass themselves trying to replicate…

You really would not expect a guy named Machete …
to have a machine gun mounted on the bike.

Dude

That's pretty much how I would describe Britney Spears. She is a train wreck, but good god was she a fine piece of ass in the day.

What on earth …
makes you think these people have money? Credit and a willingness to use it to the extreme, sure, but I doubt they are actually wealthy.

The Rock of Love HMO Plan …
just cannot catch a break

If they were smart, they'd keep it free and focus on archived shows. NBC isn't making much, if anything, on some episode of Knight Rider than ran in October 1985. Put it on Hulu for free with some lead-in advertising, and you'll generate something.

Goodman will be found dead of auto-erotic asphyxiation in the Hall of President's ride at Disneyworld.

"unable to orgasm unless wearing a Power Rangers mask and singing the Battle Hymn of the Republic"

Monsters Inc.: Too Big to Fail?
It's topical, timely and, darnit, kids love bailouts

Mohamed hates nerds too.