I hate to say it, but I would actually watch this.

Sounds like Maj. Smirnoff is a big supporter of don't ask, don't tell

Shit got real in the Old Testament

There were at least a couple of chicks off and on. But they were never part of the A Team, and they never got into any dramatic group photos like the one above

Isn't this just…
the A Team with a chick?

But who would lead us to vodka victory?

Leprechaun v. Leprosy

Almost my entire platoon got taken out by a Jager Bomb. We were down to a few beers and some bong water when the 101st rescued what was left of us.

Wait …
All I have to do to change my name to Huckleberry Q. Shitstain is announce it to the press and make some vague reference to oppression?

I am pretty sure it does not cost anywhere close to $100 to make something that looks like a quinceanara party favor

Mmmkay …
Somebody at the Federal Reserve did something to get on her shitlist?

High Society …
is apparently a Hills-esque reality show starring Tinsley Mortimer (real name) and Dabney Mercer (real name).

Ok. This made me giggle

This thread started off well, but now it's just a bloody mess.

Unicorns?

I went into this article wanting to hate it … Cowboy Cody, what the fuck? But gotta admit, solid article and very entertaining.

Apparently, this is also the qualification to be the musical guest on SNL

Looks like …
I will continue to have no idea what channel VH1 is.

U$A
U$A
U$A

53 years I mean. Just shows how upset I am