I'm not going to shut up, and I'm not going to enjoy them "while we got 'em".

RABBIT DIED

Let's give it up for Flannery O'Conner's Rock Hard Nipples

Charlie Rich
I know you don't take requests, but if you really profile Mindy McCready, I'm afraid I'll have to insist on a Charlie Rich profile in return.

I haven't gotten nude behind livestock since college.

I specifically remember a one-panel Peanuts from the early 90s that had Snoopy dressed in rumpled clothes with the heading "Joe Grunge".

The good doctor apparently caught a drumstick at an early Soundgarden gig. I like Wade's theory too.
On a side note, I saw AIC with Slayer, Anthrax and Megadeth in San Antonio back in the early '90s. Layne pissed off the crowd by ending with "good night San Antonio, suck my donio". I assume it was the smack…

Charlie Rich
Rich was an interesting (and talented) cat. Sam Phillips said "there was no one on earth that could get more out of a song than Charlie Rich". Dylan called him one of his favorite poets.

Attendees at my service will enjoy the Theme from Shaft blaring from the hi-fi.

Or punch him in the face AND bend over.

"Nobody ever listens to me anyway. I may as well be a Leonard Cohen record."

Well then color me sad.

Second that RIP.

Bohdi would know how to handle Darlene.

He was the Master of the Dynamic Circle. RIP

…and out come the wolves.

MY WIFE IS DEAD MOTHERFUCKER. COME DOWN TO AUSTIN AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE

I did. She said you missed a spot when you mowed our lawn last week.

So ZMF is a member of an actual AV club? That's awesome.

Fine. I don't like him when he's Ang Lee.