"Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in a hospital who wants you to win this game.I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you."

"Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in a hospital who wants you to win this game.I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you."

That's "The Actor Kevin Eldon".

"Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like… love!"

"It was I, you fools!
The man you trusted wasn't Wavy Gravy at
all!
And all this time, I've been smoking
harmless tobacco!"

"It was I, you fools!
The man you trusted wasn't Wavy Gravy at
all!
And all this time, I've been smoking
harmless tobacco!"

"Why, there are no children here at the 4H club, either!
Am I so out of touch?
No, it's the children who are wrong."

"Why, there are no children here at the 4H club, either!
Am I so out of touch?
No, it's the children who are wrong."

"I'm going to keep the Mary Worth phone right here. Her stern but sensible face will remind me never to do anything so stupid again.
"Hey Bart, you want to go play with that X-ray machine in the abandoned hospital?"
"Sure!"

"I'm going to keep the Mary Worth phone right here. Her stern but sensible face will remind me never to do anything so stupid again.
"Hey Bart, you want to go play with that X-ray machine in the abandoned hospital?"
"Sure!"

"You have a straight
flush, Homer! You do this every time, you — oh, you — oh!
Gah! I'm choking on my own rage here!"

"You have a straight
flush, Homer! You do this every time, you — oh, you — oh!
Gah! I'm choking on my own rage here!"

"I am tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incidence occurred in 1956 when… "

"I am tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incidence occurred in 1956 when… "