i'd watch a movie about a dystopian future if 'imagine' was the unironic opening credits song.

kimjongism isn't a religion?

and you don't fix what ain't baroque

oh, but it's so easy to blame a woman for things!

unless the love is for SANTA!
or satan. you know, whatever.

and "OJ"

why oh why didn't gene simmons run for president instead of trump?

yes.

OH MY GOD, DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD, IT JUST MIGHT HAPPEN

'even worse things'

i;m a lady, and i dunno. you might get a better answer from the sites themselves, maybe?

tea-time oopsies.

even sadder, that's what qualifies as 'hollywood obese'

they're close cousins, i'd say. thanks, spanish colonizers!

…old man yells at cloud…

squirrel!

can't find a beta man…

'modern music's loudness problem'

anyone who says 'hair metal' gets a kick in the shin.

i don't know anything about black metal so i can't really comment on who's a real nazi or not,but this article really does remind me of the satanic panic of 80's metal.