Oh definitely see it, the comedy won't stay with you like Young Frankenstein or anything but the action is good enough to be in the same low budget, bone crunching league as Oldboy or Crank. As for sexualizing an 11 year old, I won't go into detail, but it is there, especially when she puts on a catholic school girl's…

This movie came out weeks ago in Europe. I saw it a few days ago and would give it 4 stars, maybe 4 1/2. All the reviews over here are saying 5 stars all the way, but I think although very funny and filled with great action, it doesn't really have that much of a story (mostly just Watchemen with more jokes) and the…

That's Kraken

I decree this: The Lord of the RIngs movies were…poor. I will not be elaborating on this.

AV Club's games reviews still piss me off.

You have poop on your head. Ergo I cannot trust you.

True dat! The art of it is just an imitation of what some snooty type would typically call art. The gameplay was straight out of 1987, but what saved it for me into still being a great game was that the puzzles really were very clever (if degenerating into simple timing challenges by the end) and it's ambition is…

I like Xela's comment as although I really like the AV Club, their game reviews piss me off. You can say all you want that they review games from an artistic point of view and that's why their opinion often differs from the norm, but that's bullshit because these are fucking GAMES! What if you reviewed movies for how…

1984

Nah Bro! I just don't see it, I prefer not to get into the nitty-gritty of film techniques when discussing film. As I don't think anyone would disagree that impressive technique, effects, lofty influences etc. a good movie do not make. To me the simple fact is that while so many TV shows and movies have ripped off…

I need to shit so this won't be an in depth statement; Juanito: 'Silence of the Lambs' is OK and very influential (my favourite homage is The Calender Man in 'The Long Haloween'), but I really don't think it's that great beyond it's flashy presentation. As I said above, 'Manhunter' is a superior Thomas Harris…

You may be right about that Futurechimp, but really what do you know? You're just some stupid monkey.

I have not seen 'The Incredible Melting Man' but from the synopsis I just read it is either incredibly awesome or depressingly shit. Question: how exactly does he establish that eating the flesh of others slows his own degeneration? I mean is he anthropomorphagous anyway and just realises "Shit! This shit is the shit…

I just checked this guy's IMDB and the only one of his movies I've seen is 'Silence of the Lambs.' It was OK but I didn't think it lived up the the hype and I thought 'Manhunter' was better in every way. Especially Brian Cox.

Maybe I get too much fibre or maybe it's the OCD, but I never have and never will read in the bathroom. Unless maybe someone invents that 'Three Sea Shells' thing for real and makes it all sterile in there.

OK, sometimes I take a piss too. Neeeever wash my hands though.

I never understand bathroom reading. When I'm in the bathroom I just take a shit and then I leave.

No I'm willing to give the sonuvabitch one more go. But if his next movie is as shit as Avatar and Titanic, I'm giving up and no longer care how good T1, T2 and Aliens were. They were made by a different man as far as I'm concerned.

Isn't it the other way around? That is the fake ZMF has a real "O" in ZODIAC?

Fuck you. American TV has been intolerable for a while now and I'm fucking sick of it. SO FUCK YOU.