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Ugh, Generation X, we need another Vietnam to thin out their numbers

For me, everything segues into 'Darling Nikki'

They remind me of…
…Wendy and Lisa at the start of 'Computer Blue'

These boids…
…is funny.

Yes, yes it is John Kelly's face. That's all I've got so far, I'll be harvesting the rest of his body when I get a chance.

On behalf of Europeans; you North Americans have the STOOOPIDEST accents by far in comparison to the English speaking Europeans. So there.

Granted, to be honest I was just pushing buttons (much like Albini himself) to see what peoples would say. To be even more honest I've listened to some Big Black and I didn't really give a shit about it. I'm an adult so ridiculously over the top guitars with little humour don't appeal anymore. Maybe they never did

That sonuvabitch is so handsome, it makes me question my sexuality.

What if I were to say…
…that due to his desirability as an engineer, he is the white, American, rock oriented King Tubby?

@Geddy Lee Marvin/Switters and anyone else who defends Phife: fact is on average the producer outstrips the MC(S) on pretty much any classic hip-hop album and no where is that truer than on ATCQ's albums. Neither of them are great MCs but at least Q-Tip's passable voice makes him tolerable, whereas Phife Dog is just

@ Fantastic Bastard: Ah Gift of Gab, how could I omit. Speaking of Solesides; Lateef the Truth Speaker gets in for 'The Wrekoning' alone

@ Enkidum: Slick Rick does definitely have one of the great voices; grating and ear catching at the same time

Jay-Z's voice is only just above Guru's in terms of boring monotones, except that unlike Guru, Jay-Z has nothing interesting to say. Q-Tip is overrated in my opinion and just above Jay-Z in the monotome list and just below Guru in terms of not being a boring prick to go with it.

Oh yeah, apologies; man I haven't listened to that album in a while. It doesn't really get into my late 80s rap rotation much. That list is usually too clogged with the first two Eric & Ra albums, Paul's Boutique and Native Tongues stuff

With that voice Chuck D is so badass, that I pity his kids, I seriously doubt any chilD has gone to bed faster than when Chuck hollers: "GO TO BED NOW, FOR I AM CHUCK D, THE VOICE OF A GENERATION. DISOBEY ME AND I WILL CALL YOU A RACIST IN THE VIDEO FOR A SPIKE LEE FILM."

Except that the general content of Professor Griff's lectures would be "Jews did it. Everytime you see something you don't understand, a Jew did it."

Perhaps…
…the man will FINALLY discover what time it is. Pick your teeth with gravestone chips indeed.

ZMF, did you know there is a video on YouTube of one of your pieces with AV Club about 'Black Rain Chips' (I think), where they have animated a little LEGO looking CGI guy with the voice of the Windows Stephen Hawing sounding announcing guy speaking your words! Personally I think it's a little disrespectful. Although

Dancing In The Sheets was their duet wasn't it?

True 'dat, popular music is often ruined by teeny-boppers