I haven't watched any of those other three, and I agree

I'll take the massive whores

Biff, Griff, Mad Dog, and if you're not a stickler you can count Old Biff as a separate character (I do since it's a pretty different performance).

"…when a work strays from its source material so far that the characters and plot can obstensibly be considered original, why even call it an adaptation? "

Her giant, rectangular head doesn't help, either.

Here's where I point out that the Breeders have released more recorded material in the time since the Pixies reunited than the Pixies have.

Yeah, that was a blessing in disguise for me.

"Whose funeral?"
"Yours."

"resting on their laurels" = touring for the last six months?

What's surprising is how many of them since then have been white dudes (or the occasional Asian, for directors who aren't ashamed to bathe in stereotypes).

I was more or less with you all the way until 11. I actually think your "worst" pick for him is better than your "best".

It's actually an above-average sci-fi horror movie if you can avoid thinking of it as a sequel to Aliens (which, I admit, is pretty much impossible to do).