Glee  Is  Horrible.  Period.

This episode handled tone remarkably well.  It was funny without making light of the subject matter and elegiac without getting overly dark.

Since when can you get a Bachelor's Degree at a community college?  I thought they only hand out Associate's.

Calzones are pointless.  They're just pizza that's harder to eat.  Nobody likes them.  Good day, sir.

I haven't liked Pierce since I found out he never banged Urtha Kitt in an airplane bathroom.  What a liar.

I agree with the episode's low grade.  It wasn't very good.  Although… evil Annie in that red, short-cut cocktail dress sent me from six to midnight instantly.

I had high hopes for Gatsby, even though I always knew, in the bottom of my heart, that it would suck donkey dick.

Wendy: Paris Hilton?  What does she do?

Well I have a question for you, how many abidiginals do you see modeling????

That's an Adventure!  We can go high.  We can see everything up in the sky!!

That's an Adventure!  We should go soon.  We can go anywhere in a balloon!!!

So much.  Never TOO much.

I'm in a glass case of emotion!

I didn't get Inception, ok.  I didn't get Inception!  There were so many layers!!

Tower Heist had a Ferrari hanging out the window of a sky scraper.  So, like, just take it easy pal.

It's an Adventure!  We can go high.  We can see everything up in the sky!!!!

I want Rog to put in a good word for me with the big guy

Ebert ended his last blog post with his famous line, "I'll see you at the movies", his catchphrase that he'd said a million times before.  But now, it has new, more poignant meaning.  He knew he was dying, and it was way of saying, I'll see you in heaven.

The Usual Suspects sucks

Moretz is too pretty and too young to play Carrie, I think.  It's not that she and Julianne Moore aren't great actresses; it's that Sissy Spacek and Piper Laurie were so perfectly cast that these new performances will have to be totally different to be successful, like Ledger did with The Joker.  From this trailer,…