What's ultimately brilliant about the show is that, as had been merely intimated before and is now gradually being revealed, all the characters are pathological: Dee has a delusional disorder; Mac is a repressed homosexual; Dennis is a textbook psychopath; and Charlie has some kind of Peter-Pan-Sydrome or arrested…

Saoirse Ronan and Andrew Niccol's involvement in this made me think, idiotically, that it might actual be decent.  Dammit — I should have known better!  From now on, when it comes to crappy Young Adult adaptations, I (to quote The Who) won't be fooled again.

How can Coppola be ripping off Harmony Korine if the two movies are coming out simultaneously?  As far as you know, The Bling Ring was written and shot before Spring Breakers, just released later.

I loved Somewhere.  It twas Wonderful.

I love Coppola and I love Emma Watson.  Unless it receives damning reviews, I will certainly be seeing this.

The cum-shot was not overkill; it was part of the episode's art.  It's quite literally the climax of the sequence and the shock of seeing the actual semen accentuates the degradation and sorrow of the situation.  Adam promptly offers his shirt, but the damage is done. This mess cannot be cleaned up.

These classic Simpsons episodes should not have grades.  Who are you to say gems like Old Money and Bart Gets An F deserve A minuses instead of A's?  How dare you, sir.

Shelwood!?!?  W-W-What are yooouuu doooing hereeee?!?!?

Bieber's the Splenda to Justin Timberlake's pure cane sugar.  It may taste similar, but it ain't the real deal.

I will say, The Californians gets significantly funnier if you're familiar with the LA streets and freeways.  I just moved to LA and recognized all the names.  It was funnier.  You get off the 101 and take the 405 south toward Bel Air, then you hop on Santa Monica all the way to the 5 and take it till you see the…

You're right.  They took a bad idea and made it worse.  God. Damn. It.

You're right.  They took a bad idea and made it worse.  God. Damn. It.

Explain the Gotham citizens refusing to blow up the ferries and give in to the terrorist (the Joker is defeated because the people of Gotham stand up to him.)  Or how about the Gotham police officers rallying to duke it out with Bane's goons?  So there… Ass.

Please don't mention Ben Stiller in the same breath as Jacques Tati.

Spider-Man and Spider-Man 2 have smoother and less pretentious representations of post-9/11 American solidarity than anything in Nolan's Batman movies.  Not to mention a more poignant depiction of the necessity and sacrifice of heroes.

It's not included because it wasn't rewritten; it was just delayed.

Al Gore is super serial

I remember when the movie O was delayed for like three years because of Columbine.

She's the show's Damsel In Distress.

She's the show's Damsel In Distress.