I saw a sneak preview with my family.  No one knew anything about it at that point.  We saw it and all loved it.  Than the twist became this crazy cultural phenomenon weeks later.

I saw a sneak preview with my family.  No one knew anything about it at that point.  We saw it and all loved it.  Than the twist became this crazy cultural phenomenon weeks later.

….or maybe The Mighty Ducks, The Three Ninjas, and Richie Rich in a three way tie.

….or maybe The Mighty Ducks, The Three Ninjas, and Richie Rich in a three way tie.

Dude I don't give a shit.  I fucking LOVE Forrest Gump.  I know it's lame among true cinephiles to love it, but I do.  We watched it every time we went to my grandma's house.  I know it by heart.  Whenever it's on TV, I have to watch it.  The part where Forrest runs across the country or the part where Lt. Dan finally…

Dude I don't give a shit.  I fucking LOVE Forrest Gump.  I know it's lame among true cinephiles to love it, but I do.  We watched it every time we went to my grandma's house.  I know it by heart.  Whenever it's on TV, I have to watch it.  The part where Forrest runs across the country or the part where Lt. Dan finally…

The Matrix is like Inception — a brainy action movie, but hardly fine cinema.

The Matrix is like Inception — a brainy action movie, but hardly fine cinema.

It's not the most overrated movie of all time by any means.  it was just sorely overrated when it came out.  now people see that its accolades were a massive mistake.

It's not the most overrated movie of all time by any means.  it was just sorely overrated when it came out.  now people see that its accolades were a massive mistake.

When Kevin Costner's character married the One White Girl living with the Indians, I was so disgusted I couldn't stand it.  It's okay to hang with the tribe, but God for bid he procreate with one of them.  Doesn't Costner know that it was that very racism that helped decimate the tribal populations over the course of…

When Kevin Costner's character married the One White Girl living with the Indians, I was so disgusted I couldn't stand it.  It's okay to hang with the tribe, but God for bid he procreate with one of them.  Doesn't Costner know that it was that very racism that helped decimate the tribal populations over the course of…

The Top 5 (sans Toy Story 2) are my favorite movies of all time.  Chungking Express is amazing!  The Jesse's abandonment segment of Toy Story 2 is quite devastating, but it's really a small part of the movie.  The rest — kidnapping Woody, the barbies, the airport chase, the two Buzzes — is charming, but I could take…

The Top 5 (sans Toy Story 2) are my favorite movies of all time.  Chungking Express is amazing!  The Jesse's abandonment segment of Toy Story 2 is quite devastating, but it's really a small part of the movie.  The rest — kidnapping Woody, the barbies, the airport chase, the two Buzzes — is charming, but I could take…

Funny how?  Like a clown?

Funny how?  Like a clown?

Spielberg doesn't examine complex, unsympathetic heroes like Scorsese or Kubrick did.  He's interested in moving an audience, that's it.  Schindler had to be likable, he had to do what he did out of humanitarian reasons, and he had to have an arc at the end where he realized the futility of his fortune and the value…

Spielberg doesn't examine complex, unsympathetic heroes like Scorsese or Kubrick did.  He's interested in moving an audience, that's it.  Schindler had to be likable, he had to do what he did out of humanitarian reasons, and he had to have an arc at the end where he realized the futility of his fortune and the value…

Derek, you just saved the Prime Minister of Malaysia!

Derek, you just saved the Prime Minister of Malaysia!