It's shabbas and I DON'T FUCKING ROLL!!!!

It's shabbas and I DON'T FUCKING ROLL!!!!

Can a girl get pregnant, just from french kissing?

Can a girl get pregnant, just from french kissing?

Have you seen the latest pirate movie?  It's rated aaaarrrrrhhhhh!

Have you seen the latest pirate movie?  It's rated aaaarrrrrhhhhh!

With the tracking long-take through the kitchen of the restaurant with Henry and Karen as "Then he kissed me" plays in the background.

With the tracking long-take through the kitchen of the restaurant with Henry and Karen as "Then he kissed me" plays in the background.

Sideshow Luke Perry flying into the pillow factory that is subsequently demolished is my favorite part of this episode.  And why is Apu stacking acid?  Hilarious.

Sideshow Luke Perry flying into the pillow factory that is subsequently demolished is my favorite part of this episode.  And why is Apu stacking acid?  Hilarious.

I watched the whole movie, but I wasn't invested because I didn't know who to root for.  SPOILERS: At first I liked JoGo.  Then the diner scene shifted my sympathy to Bruce Willis — through his emotionally revealing monologue, his wise-man charm, and his dead wifey — then he goes and starts murdering children.…

I watched the whole movie, but I wasn't invested because I didn't know who to root for.  SPOILERS: At first I liked JoGo.  Then the diner scene shifted my sympathy to Bruce Willis — through his emotionally revealing monologue, his wise-man charm, and his dead wifey — then he goes and starts murdering children.…

The blogosphere will ruin cinema. :,(

The blogosphere will ruin cinema. :,(

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.

Coming in 2016: The Die-Hardy Boys.  Starring Bruce Willis and Dave Coulier (Full House's one and only Joey Gladstone)

Coming in 2016: The Die-Hardy Boys.  Starring Bruce Willis and Dave Coulier (Full House's one and only Joey Gladstone)

I thought about the Jeff Daniels thing during the movie, but then I thought, why would you send you're younger self into extremely dangerous situations? You just gonna risk him getting killed and ending your existence.  And why would you treat him like that?  Talk about masochism!  Ba Dum Chhsshhhhh!

I thought about the Jeff Daniels thing during the movie, but then I thought, why would you send you're younger self into extremely dangerous situations? You just gonna risk him getting killed and ending your existence.  And why would you treat him like that?  Talk about masochism!  Ba Dum Chhsshhhhh!