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Because that's what happens in The Terminator.  And since the movie is half a cool sci-fi noir and half a blatant, boring Terminator rip-off, their fucking seems pretty fitting.

Because that's what happens in The Terminator.  And since the movie is half a cool sci-fi noir and half a blatant, boring Terminator rip-off, their fucking seems pretty fitting.

people that like comic books like TDK and TDKR.  people that really, and truly, love movies have no freaking idea what any of you people are raving about. pretentious superhero movie with lots a 'splosions.  big deal.  

people that like comic books like TDK and TDKR.  people that really, and truly, love movies have no freaking idea what any of you people are raving about. pretentious superhero movie with lots a 'splosions.  big deal.  

South Park was before Family Guy

South Park was before Family Guy

congratulations, you have no taste

congratulations, you have no taste

This is what it looks like when a real film critic writes an article on AV club.  I wondered why it was so good, and then I noticed the author.  But to Stephanie's point, I agree that some films get passed over as fluff when they deserve a little more attention.  To me, Premium Rush was an incredibly entertaining…

This is what it looks like when a real film critic writes an article on AV club.  I wondered why it was so good, and then I noticed the author.  But to Stephanie's point, I agree that some films get passed over as fluff when they deserve a little more attention.  To me, Premium Rush was an incredibly entertaining…

Worst. Show. On. Television.

Worst. Show. On. Television.

You suck.  My favorite thing about the Pierce Morgan sketch was Zooey's straitlaced, christian soccer mom, her prototype "decency strap", and her adorable Minnesota accent.  I also thought Killam's Michael Cera was hysterical in the being quirky skit, as was Wiig's Bjork ("Hey there, tiny baby man!").  Obviously Nick…

Last House is a highly maladroit splatter pic, but it has one poetically haunting sequence:  After the daughter has been stabbed and raped, she gets up and slowly wanders away, seemingly unaware of her predicament, like a little girl who just wants to go home.  For about fifteen seconds, the murderers just watch,…

Simple Jack, you m-m-m-make me happy!

Simple Jack, you m-m-m-make me happy!

That's Oscar-bait alright!  So happy it blew.

That's Oscar-bait alright!  So happy it blew.