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Abby Winters is nice, but again, hardcore. I would just like to see Flower Tucci and Rebecca Linares french-kissing and massaging each other, not licking each other on their honeypots.

I think this sounds like a good idea because it's difficult to find TASTEFUL porn for free on the internet. I agree with your argument about music, because seemingly ALL music is available online for free. However, with regard to pornography, all I've been able to find is the hardcore variety, ranging from standard

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Hopefully we will get to see another penis in the gymnasium crowd!

This gimmick is to post positive things about the newsworthy items being posted. For instance, why is Kanye West canceling his Today Show appearance a good thing? Because Matt Lauer is one glib motherfucker.

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I lost all respect for Matt Lawyer when he got all glib on Tom Cruise! It was about time someone took Brooke Shields to task for being boo-hoo about a beautiful little baby!

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So refreshing to hear one of today's hits not use auto-tune! I wish her luck and can't wait to pick up her new CD at Best Buy!

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What did we want? A movie about American Idol. What did we get? "Justin and Kelly Get Married."

If I'm not normal for not being cynical about everything and thinking The Venture Bros. is objectively garbage, then I'll continue to be not normal until Dancing with the Stars is cancelled!

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This is good for so many reasons, it's hard to count them.

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Sounds a lot like Jag, and I know that we all loved that show. My mom loved it so much, she wanted me to be a Jag! I said nope, and the rest is history!

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Enough with the low-budget movies already! When I go to the theatre, I expect to see a polished, well-edited film, not a handheld jumbled mess! Did you see the last Die Hard? Now THAT was a film! Did you see Catfish? No? That's because it was low-budget!

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I don't know why everyone is always going on negatively about the Jersey Shore. For one thing, it's important to be exposed to different races. For another, it's good publicity for the Italians. For the last thing, it's entertaining for everyone to watch. Also, it's helping to launch the career of these

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Far be it from me to be negative about anything, but this doesn't sound good.

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How could this movie be bad with this cast? Every person mentioned in this article either has an academy award or has been in a movie nominated for an academy award.

Also, life's too short to play firstie games!

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Nazi stories are good as long as they end with the Nazis getting beat. I saw that Quentin Tarnatonio movie and it was a bit revisionist, so I was a little scared that the Germans were going to prevail. It turns out, they shot Hitler multiple times!

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Dare I say there is not a single person on this website in their late 20s or early 30s who doesn't remember loving that show Tim Allen was on about home improvement. If I recall, you never got to see the neighbor's face, and isn't that just like real life!

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Two things in this world are certain: death, taxes, and America's fascination with the supernatural, whether it be Vampyres, Zombies, or Pirates!

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Peral Jam just keeps getting better over time, unlike their namesake Mookie Blaylock who put up very lackluster numbers at the end of his career.