plus the dictionary would be a good, solid blunt object for when the shit goes down.

you're totally drunk at 9:50 AM?  Dude, I sure hope you're in Europe or something.  If not, you might want to take a long, hard look at things.

now it's been a while since I've seen it, but if i remember correctly, I think Johnny Depp in Chocolate would fit the same mold.

nah… piña coladas are delicious.  a lot of empty calories though.  you don't want to drink too many of those or you'll have to put "more of me to love" in your profile… 

oh yeah.. with screamo bands you gotta figure the average weight is somewhere around 100 pound per member… each band has what.. maybe 4 members average, so you take what you can, and leave the rest for the scavengers.  

you've got to put yourself in the mindset of corporate America.  Jargon fixes everything… and I do mean everything.  

i would rather try pizza from Friendster's over eating from Domino's.

nah… i would prefer to hunt screamo bands for food.

i also liked Joe College… and this book sounds… different to say the least.  Never read any of his other stuff.

casettes aren't being manufactured any more?  then why can i type blank casettes into google and be given a big long list of places where I can buy blank casettes? 

yeah i call shenanigans on this.  there might not have been "druuuugss" (scary voice) in her system, but I'm guessing pills and alcohol most likely.  27 year olds don't just keel over for no good reason.

nah… best divorce album is Lou Reed's Berlin

i think these bands would of discovered the reverb pedal even if Speedwagon never existed.  It's not like they invented the shit or something.

maybe Chicago could be counted in this list as well.

Supertramp was way better than this shit.  They had some decent tunes like "Goodbye Stranger".

the guy on the left, in the parlance of Beavis and Butthead looks like he's pinching a loaf.

yeah fuck this!  i want to talk about shitty arena rock.. not meta-commentary!

this is a real thing
and not a parody?

i guess the good news is that Mistrial will no longer be the worst Lou Reed album.

you are the true hero, Subway Justice.