no not the vet. it was like some other guy that trained rescue dogs or something like that. seemed like a nice guy but maybe just a bit slow at least in the sarcasm department. that vet just seemed like a wierdo.

i don't see how you can possibly consider Bruno a flop in any sense except relative to Borat. It made money, got generally favourable reviews, and pissed off some people, which was kind of the point.

yeah i gotta call bullshit on that. And a lot of the people on the show clearly realized it was a joke like Ralph Nader, and surprisingly Pat Buchanan seemed to take it all in stride.

it's not a good sign that I saw this movie but can't recall a single thing about it. After reading this review, I still can't recall anything about it. I do vaguely recall the rec center bit.

Hey Buttfuck McGee, it's funny that you mention that because I was about to say the exact same thing about Final Fantasy The Spirits Within.

(bangs side of computer monitor)

i went back and reread some of my old CYOA-type books about 10 or 12 years ago, and yeah, there were some good ones, especially in the first 30 or so titles. Yeah I remember that UFO 54-40 ending, that was pretty wild. My all-time favourite was called "You Are A Shark" but I seemed to have misplaced it sometime in…

yeah a friend of mine back in the day had the MASK fortress. I vaguely remember the cartoon show as well, though it was no Thundercats, or even Silverhawks for that matter.

guys guys guys… two words: Micro Machines

i seem to remember Wizards and Warriors being extremely easy. Didn't you have like unlimited continues and shit? It was the kind of game you could knock out in a weekend.

no, it would need to be way more racist.

I like the first Zelda the best too. The one on the SNES was great, but I prefer the nonlinear, original one the best.

another one for the unfair, shitty, impossible game list is Athena. Anyone ever have the misfortune of playing that one?

and ribbons. lots and lots of coloured ribbons.

Sopranos helped it a lot, but I think there was definitely a Journey resurgence momentum taking place before that that may have even led to David Chase going with that particular song.

i used to love Destroyer as a kid, I never saw Barbarian until later in life. When I rewatched Destroyer on the Deluxe edition whatever, i was surprised at just how low-rent it looked. That monster in the hall of mirrors was especially bad. Destroyer did have a memorable supporting cast, and I like the music they…

there's really no good reason for a movie to be four hours plus. If it's gonna be that long, just make the damn thing a miniseries, or split it in two at least.

another one for the more attractive guy/less attractive girl file would be Slaughterhouse Five, where the dude's married to a fatty. But I guess he has an intergalactic porn-star he gets to fuck in the dreamtime or whatever… can't remember the details, it's been a while since I've read/watched Slaughterhouse Five.

just in case it wasn't clear, i was being sarcastic.

that actually is a pretty cool story. Beavis & Butthead was my introduction to the sounds of Ween, hearing Beavis sing along to "Push the little daisies" definitely stuck with me.