Yes, they like it
But do they LIKE like it?

A Jupiter plague on both your space houses

Isn't this
an upcoming episode of [OUTSOURCED]?

Um… watch out for that cliff?

I was turned down for a composure loan last March, but I heard the economy is getting better…

"whataworkout now cares about black people… during election season."

Alpacas > miniature horses > donkeys

Rev, your job makes you boring and mean.

Claudia, if you're not totally pissed about the latest season's winner of Project Runway, I don't know you anymore.

I only watch the Spanish version of Mad Men: Locos a Los Hombres.

They knew that. Of course they knew that.

[Animated Comedy on Fox Not Called "The Simpsons Seasons 1 - 10"]

Although retardedly awesome is a pretty apt critique

The Patriot blows. Sorry, but it does.

The cast of unknowns are being replaced with replicant actor unknowns.

That scene where he confronts her about hiding candy bars, and they both break down about their insecurities. Pretty sweet husband/wife stuff for The Sopranos.

I think it helps just to tell yourself that he has a substance abuse problem and shake your head sadly.

Son of Andy Dick and struggling stand-up comic. Yep… that guy has a ticking clock over his head.

Blowing their disposable income. Snorting their disposable income. I mean, there's just so much of it…

I'm actually going as a cookie this year. It's not a very fance costume, just two giant cardboard circles made to look like chocolate chip cookies. Still, given my lackluster costumes the past several years, it's a step ahead.