I'll stick with my bottle of Jameson's, thank you very much.
Shane MacGowan tested. Shane MacGowan approved.

All I can imagine
is Martin's bare backside

Vodka Wars?
It reminds me of the Vermouth Wars among the prominent traveling musicians back in 1788. So many vanity forms of fortified wine… so much of it blindness-inducing.

Swing Heil! Swing Heil!

When
is someone going to make a musical about the BP oil disaster?

Lobsters, everyone knows that legitimate theatre only exists Off-OFF-Broadway. The world wasn't ready for your song-and-dance, my friend.

The film didn't entirely work for me, but he held the tone remarkably, where other filmmakers might have allowed for moments of relief. My difficulty with the film was mostly due to the ambiguities that never really allow you to know what kind of movie you are watching - which isn't a negative aspect of many similarly…

Hmm…
Grab Life by the Bolls: The Uwe Boll Story

It's sure to be the most watchable Uwe Boll - related film ever.

So when I spiral into dream madness, I can bring a couple of other people down with me? FANTASTIC.

I love my shelves and shelves of print books. But I still want a Kindle, because finishing a book halfway through the commute is terrible, and I'm tired of having to carry a book and a magazine just to make sure that never happens.

When do we get to start calling ourselves the AV Club generation? I mean, we'd all hate on that too, but I read way more AV Club than I ever did McSweeney's.

The majority of the site's writers seem to have a creative crush on Michael Haneke, so it was inevitable that "The White Ribbon" would get referenced far more than the other "notable" foreign films of this past year. That being said, it's a creeper of a film, oppressively unsettling at points.

The tiny horse jokes were enough to get me back for a second episode. But I am a sucker for jokes at the expense of ridiculously cute animals.

Erika Christensen
Todd, care to explain how her horrible miscasting turns into a virtue?

This sounds
like it would be alright watching for day, zipping through the season one episodes. If I had HBO, I'd probably tune in to each new episode. I mean, I only ever like 50% of each "How I Met Your Mother" episodes, but I catch them occasionally anyway.

Well known fact
Michael Stipe is interested in all forms and conditions of licking.

Sigh… I know…

That's what I'm failing to understand. Was the teenager's brother a serial killer in his own right? If so, well… the world doesn't need any more 10-year-old serial killers.

Jimmy? Nucky? Jimmy? Nucky?
Lucky?
Jimmy?
Lucky?
Nucky. Nucky. Nucky!