AJR, if you start policing people's bitching about work comments, you're going to have to quit your existing job just to maintain a constant wet blanket presence over those who are not grateful to be the wage slaves they are. You can appreciate having a job while being cranky about having to be up early for work.

8 1/2 Weeks and 48 Hours Later

@Placeholder: You make a good point.

Most of the people I met in Montreal were snooty, but the city is very lovely.

Reminds me…
of how much I miss Lala.

Uh oh…
Is this proof that Facebook groups wield actual power?

Machete was definitely eight bucks worth of entertainment. If I had waited to go on a weekday, it would have far exceeded the five dollars I would have spent. And if you can put a value on decapitations and enormous stab wounds, it's the best value in town.

Has anyone mentioned "I'm Lonely (and I Love It)" by Future Bible Heroes yet? When it comes to gleeful break-ups, Merritt is the man.

Not in a weird way or anything but
I'd like to have a weeklong slumber party with Paul Lieberstein

NOOOOoooooooooo…. But it'll probably be on Lifetime, so it doesn't count as a real series anyway

Enough!
Enough with the gimmick-detective shows. Now we have every single kind of detective that we could possibly ever ask for. We have psychic detectives and obsessive compulsive detectives and EVEN WOMEN DETECTIVES.

I once spent a month translating my favorite Velvet Underground songs into Russian. It's no longer amaing how bored you can get at work. It is amazing how pretty "Pale Blue Eyes" sounds in Russian.

Best $25 commitment ever made

Freakylinks
was alarmingly bad, but I did like the one episode that featured a duo stealing adrenaline from their victims, adrenaline that they then injected into themselves that gave them super-human abilities.

See, the "Hobo" is America. And the "Shotgun" is… the Bill of Rights….

Zadie Smith does literary malcontents everywhere proud.

Opposite day?
So… "Machete" is bad… and "Going the Distance" is… good?

Does anyone know if the lyric is "A family of trees wanted to be potted" or "A family of trees wanted to be haunted"?

I don't care…
I'm going to see it anyway. In a double bill with "Piranha 3D". With a 40 hidden in my bag.

boop boop boop BE DO be do do dooo childhood nostalgia, drug reference, dancing boop boop boop