How bout you tell your boy Doom to stop sending fucking impersonators to his shows.

"Also, I found Annie Jacobsen's voice kind of sexy for some reason."

Oh and the "Orson Wells' War of the Worlds caused a panic" story is itself, a myth. So yea.

The most obvious sign of its fakeness is the way Mengele is shoehorned in there.

did Kung Fu Magician just shit on American Dad?

37?!?! Fuck, I assumed this guy was like, 23.

The Kraken was the coolest thing by far about the 2nd film. Figures that they'd kill it off-screen in the 3rd.

Tupac was cremated.

Remember - she has to kill him with a icepick, or something similar.

Yeah, this.

Fuck the original and fuck Howard Hughes.

Its a pretty visceral depiction of social mobility. The guy goes from shitty refugee camp, to crappy kitchen job, to low-level thug, etc. Also, in case you contrarian hipster assholes haven't noticed, Oliver Stone's coked-up dialogue is fucking magic.

PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT

"Fed'ral" sound so much more adorable though.

ATCQ was fucking AWESOME at Rock the Bells last year.

All of you are racist except for Rabin. There, I said it.

Stroker and Hoop's Christmas episode was indeed gold. Santa dying a very slow, painful, and undignified death equals epic lulz.

"Praises to the most fly Pra-da"

Fatty Arbuckle was an immoral rapist and murderer. I read it in a Hearst paper!

Yeah….totally lost it and laughed my ass off when I read that.