His soul swooned slowly as he heard the Club fapping faintly through the
universe and faintly fapping, like the descent of their last end, upon
all the living and the dead and Allison Brie.

"Thank God" in that context cannot possibly be a pun. Unless the publicist's name is Gahd, in which case kudos.

"Thank God" in that context cannot possibly be a pun. Unless the publicist's name is Gahd, in which case kudos.

Equally fun fact: That particular misconception is a result of a mistranslation.  Osama, a notorious Francophile, was in fact referring to "la petite morte" and by "bare hands" he undoubtedly meant "a handy".

Equally fun fact: That particular misconception is a result of a mistranslation.  Osama, a notorious Francophile, was in fact referring to "la petite morte" and by "bare hands" he undoubtedly meant "a handy".

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"Down in Texas, my gal fainted in the rain,
Down in Texas, my gal fainted in the rain,
I throwed a bucket o' dirt in her face just to bring her back again."

"Down in Texas, my gal fainted in the rain,
Down in Texas, my gal fainted in the rain,
I throwed a bucket o' dirt in her face just to bring her back again."

Thank you for locating a river and two states away from me.  *laughs jackassingly loud at own joke* *realizes this is why he is alone* *enjoys word coinage*  *smiles like a goddamn baby at Romney doing concession speech*

Alright imma needa organ.  I'm not saying a human organ, I'm not even saying an organic type organ…I'm just saying get it to me and there's 10 large for ya. Dig?

Then you get people cheating on the forms and the infestation gets worse, spreading to other houses in the neighborhood.  Property values plummet and those who can afford to move away.  Soon things get so bad that people get fed up and take to the streets.  Yep.  Then you got a laugh riot on your hands.

Then you get people cheating on the forms and the infestation gets worse, spreading to other houses in the neighborhood.  Property values plummet and those who can afford to move away.  Soon things get so bad that people get fed up and take to the streets.  Yep.  Then you got a laugh riot on your hands.

It would have, had he not already seen Talk to Her.

It would have, had he not already seen Talk to Her.

I'm imaging that the laughs would get trapped all over the house.  Like one day you'd open the drapes and *bam* guffaw right in the face.

I'm imaging that the laughs would get trapped all over the house.  Like one day you'd open the drapes and *bam* guffaw right in the face.

I was thinking something more like this http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I was thinking something more like this http://www.youtube.com/watc…

AH HA!  You use the word "mum" indicating you are English, and yet you are clearly using the symbol for the American dollar!  Which is it madam, are you English or American?  Or are you an imposter!  …Wait.  $9000?!  Working part-time!?!  My apologies madam, please tell me more.