Dave's not here

Not a porno…
just a sequel to Steve Martin's "The Man With Two Brains"

"When they did a video on Jimmy Fallon, I was like, "Whoa… my career is already over??"

"There wasn’t one person in Sylvia’s who was screaming, ‘M-Fer, I want more Harlem Shakes,’ ” said Bill O’Reilly

When you break it down like that, it just makes me get "Take Me Home Tonight" by Eddie Money stuck in my head.

She didn't like the way Teddy Roosevelt was looking at her

Favorite Replacements song?

Everybody's got to sing like the king!

I think he meant to say "crud"

You must have never heard Shatner/Tambourine Man

Every time they show him as a shadowy figure in the foreground, it looks like I'm getting ready to watch an old "Midnight Oil" music video

Need to bring in Santo, the Mexican Wrestler to fight the zombies, mummies, and werewolves next season…

Nixon holds boom-box over head…

Same person…
too stupid to remember to post in the right article

"Business in the front… party in the back!"

"He's even suing G. Love for his special sauce!"

The Running (To The Bathroom) Man

If you have Windows, use the "Character Map" for Arial fonts and copy/paste the note… same for Linux/Ubuntu… not sure for Apple, but they probably have a font/character map program as well

♫ look at those old bones
they could be worth some bucks ♫

"60 seconds on the clock please… okay, the clock will start with your first clue… go!"