Fuck the rich kid
Marry the middle class kid
Kill the poor kid

True… I only think of country music from about the 40's to the mid/late 70's as being this way.

"Silence of the Lambs!"
(places chicken skin on face)

Caption:
"Bigmouth Strikes Again + Tom Jones"

Real Estate Agent: I'm going to show you an apartment that just came up for lease. One of the former tenants was a famous rock musician.

They're going to frack it for black tar heroin

"YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"

"YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"

And Jerry Ferrara as the guy who delivers bottled water to the office

At least he didn't put Phil Collins or Emo Philips in there…

If you could see the lower half of that picture above, Bobby Bare is probably holding a bottle of Jack in the other hand, while copping a butt grab…

Can't hear about Imogene Coca without immediately thinking of her strapped to the roof of the car in National Lampoon's Vacation

Since Affleck is the host for the finale, I expect Jimmy Fallon & Rachel Dratch to come back for one of those "Boston" skits…

It was Andy Samberg's way of sneaking back onto the show for a quick paycheck

when CBS cancelled "Jericho", the fans sent peanuts…
when NBC cancels "Hannibal", the fans will send penis

Queen Elizabeth's vagina

"…what would happen if Santa crash-landed in Somalia…"

"Happy Birthday Jesus… hope you like crap."

My favorite story in this, is when Sarah and her sister go out to eat, and they each have a bowl of soup. Sarah says the soup is a little bland, so her sister calls the waiter over, and says, "Polley wants a cracker."

I'd rather watch the original, with Richard Roundtree riding around on a dirt bike with a crazy-wig wearing Victoria Principal