They better make sure they get paid ahead of time…
Greece is really having some economic problems

"How 'Jorma Taccone' challenges the masculine expectations of “good music”

and Michael Hutchence hangs around in the background

"…as Casey Wong, co-anchor of RoboCop’s 'Mediabreak', a role he portrayed through all three movies in the series…"

“Hide your kids, hide your wife and your husbands ‘cuz they’re taxin’ everybody out here”

How about "I'm Gonna Crawl" or "Boogie With Stu"?

Jim Gaffigan is the best "whiter shade of pale"

"Johnson's character is described as a retired athlete, who made his fortune selling
'The People's Elbow' macaroni."

"The park will also feature a 'Hey Ladies' public restroom, and the 'Root Down' community garden."

"… usually when Jon takes off, something dreadful happens…"

It's like a high-school level Wesley Willis, without

Why isn't Weird Al funding the whole damn thing?

"The Cat In The Hat (That Stabbed Pat)"
"Oh, The People You'll Kill"
"Yertle The Turtle (Strangled Aunt Myrtle)"
"Green Eggs Killed Pam"
"The Grinch Who Shot Chris"

the whole thing started when the cops saw a man and a woman fighting in a mall parking lot…

Further along in the article it says she also drank all their beer and took all their hugs

"In a world… where a maniacal man strikes fear in the hearts of simple farmers…
Riz Ahmed is…
THE BEARDCUTTER"

No, he means the kid stayed home and watched the breeze blow thru the curtains because the house had windows that didn't fit

"He's not Myvydas… he's not Yourvydas… he's Arvydas"

I'd be down for this if the glass was magnifying, and they did it in the desert

I saw them back in like 86' or 87' and they were with Oingo Boingo and Jane's Addiction… that was also kind of weird