They were gonna make this a mini-series, but then they'd have to contact a doctor because their "Bone Wars" lasted longer than 4 hours

He got pardoned by Mayor McCheese

Be sure and tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!
Heh heh heh heh heh. 

Eddie Murphy - Boogie In Your Butt

Kung Fu Grip®

"…the man they let live tried to bury them alive…"

"You can go upstairs and get the motherfuckin' dog and scoop up the shit, and take Eddie and get these long, Angela Davis afro-wearin' motherfuckin' kids of yours and put them in the motherfuckin' guni-gugu-mobile and get the fuck out!!"

"Look Dad, it's a talking football!"

This is a sequel to the gritty 70s movie "Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow" starring Telly Savalas and Yul Brynner

Skip this and watch "The Hypnotic Eye" instead!

Hogan's Heroes is okay…
but it's no
"Heil Honey I'm Home!"

All you need to know is that it involves malt liquor and Fred "The Hammer" Williamson…

Roustabout… when Elvis eats it riding a motorcycle in the cylindrical "Thunderdome", is one of the funniest scenes in any of his movies.

First played Monkey Island and Indiana Jones from a 5 1/4" sampler floppy disc on a 286 PC with 512k memory and a 40mb hard drive

"Nasim Pedrad" is an anagram for "Panda Dermis"

Havana 3 A.M.

We've got the new Taurus for $99 down, and $99 a month
Come on down to Harrison Ford…
We'll treat you right!

They're driving like hell to give some cowboys some acid

Wienerschnitzel?

♫ Erectile Dysfunction… it's a bitch, alright! ♫
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