And wrong.

Worst Name, Great Band
The bad band name that makes me saddest - because it's one of the reasons a truly great band never got the success they deserved - is "Slobberbone."

Here's a simple way to tell the difference between real-yet-uncool films like "Alvin & the Chipmunks" and porn: They didn't shoot the "Alvin & the Chipmunks" EPK interviews IN A FUCKING SUBWAY SANDWICH SHOP!

I had to buy a new computer a couple months ago when my old one was felled by viruses (yes, plural - fun). When I saw SCII was coming out I got excited… until I read the minimum system requirements and my graphics card doesn't seem up to snuff. Everything else is fine, but I worry that I'll drop $60 just to get it…

Good call. Lithgow's been known to frequent that area. Beware the days he dresses like his character in 'Garp'…

My fear of Subways comes totally from Jarod. And that diarrhea-inducing garlic spread they offered for awhile. Sure, it SOUNDED like it'd be good on the meatball footlong (not a euphemism… or is it?) but as I spent the rest of the night howling on the toilet I realized how wrong I had been.

The Beatles
Or, more specifically, Eleanor Rigby.