You're all a bunch of dum-dums
What about on the Flintstones when the Great Gazoo showed up.

first down!!!
Anyone else jump out of their seat as Matt was reaching for the first down. I also may have teared up during the Tyra/Landry phone call. Damn this show gets me every week.

most played
"Invisible Touch" by Genesis. I should be embarrassed but I'm not.

Hold on Loosely rocks hard as well.

ZMF for class president.

Electric Relaxation.

Train in Vain.

In My Room is the best BB song.

gluten-free Karen
Hey Donna, maybe Karen had celiacs disease. It's nothing to joke about, believe me.

Valentine's Day massacre
I took a girl to the movies on Valentine's Day one year and about 5 minutes in she said she wasn't feeling well. We went out into the lobby and she collapsed to the floor. I freaked. I was sure she just dropped dead. She came to a minute later and was woozy but ok. Apparently she hadn't eaten…

I'd like to apologize
to all my friends that I made go see TMNT II: The Secret of the Ooze. An entire theater of 12 year olds instantly realized Vanilla Ice was no longer during the performance of Ninja Rap.

Does Gwyneth recommend buying one of these?
Because I refuse to make a purchase without knowing her opinion and my GOOP newsletter seems to have been delayed in the mail.

Beastie Boys
I have a vinyl copy of the An Evening At Home With Shadrach, Meshach And Abednego EP. It's probably the coolest peice of originally released vinyl I've been able to snag. Great instrumentals tracks and some really weird shit too.

Old lame jokes are my stock in trade. Perhaps you'd like to hear a story about two fellows, one name Pete and the other Repete…

What did the Dead Head say when the drugs wore off?
Man, this music sucks.

Jumbo shrimp

worst band name
Band - New England Patriot seasons

A "Win You Back" Tape that lost
Little Motel - Modest Mouse
Beautiful Girl - INXS
Mass Pike - Get Up Kids
Lips Like Sugar - Echo and the Bunnymen
Beats So Lonely - Charlie Sexton
Eyes Without a Face - Billy Idol
Set a Drift on memory Bliss - PM Dawn
Fuzzy - Grant lee Buffalo
Say Yes - Elliott Smith

None better than Elliott Smith's version.

Barker may have been in a band called the Replacements but he certainly never played drums with the 'Mats.