Anyone else here get Robert Smith to sing a song you wrote? I didn't think so. Game over - Blink 182 wins.

Oh yeah, also Wallace Wells is actually bi, he gets it on with both Stacey and Lawrence Pilgrim. At the same time.

This is the same thing people were saying about Bret Michaels back in the 90s and now look at him. So at the very least Durst has a dating reality show to look forward to around 2015.

What is unforgivable NWB is idiot "punk purists" who have no clue what they are bitching about. You've never heard the Ramones, the Buzzcocks, the Undertones, the Descendants, etc?

You should be, it's good except it's kind of sad when Kim P. dies, oh whoops SPOILER ALERT.

What Makes Sammy Run?
Taco Bell? A mean older brother? Obesity? John Updike? His track coach?

Ben Lee is now the cheese and Adrock is down with the Kathleen Hanna, which would make her the bannana to his cereal or ice cream or something.

Ben Lee just married Ione Skye.
Yes, yes he did.

The Grammy's should have never asked them to do that Ike & Tina medley.

Blink 182
My 15 yr old self is happy to hear that Mark and Tom have patched things up. Dude Ranch still owns.

Oh God I just remembered the movie the guy did with his friends called Winterbeast. He showed it in class and I swear you it makes Plan 9 from Outer Space look like a big budget spectacle. You want batshit insane, watch Winterbeast.

I took an animation class in college taught by a guy (blanking on his name) that did all those crazy Mtv stop-motion logo bits like when the logo gets chopped in half by the guilitine. He also did a Dokken video and the old school ABC saturday morning cartoon bit with the acapella group singing "After these messages…

Nice try but
the correct answer is HUM.

I worked for a Tower Records store back in the 90s and being told to do a shift at the Ticketmaster counter was like being sent to Hell for two hours. I swear that machine ran on a Basic program or something.

First and last…
…and none better than Westerberg.

So when's the Radish reunion?
I propose a co-headlining tour with Noise Addict.

I was hoping that was Patton Oswalt.

speaking of bad band names
Dear and the Headlights, that sounds like a sitcom version of an indie rock band.

John Updike RIP
I'm sure this will be popping up in the Newswire section soon but I thought it should be mentioned in this thread.

King Dork byPortman was an above average debut, I'm interested to see how he develops as a writer. John Green has now written the exact same (terrible) book three times. The praise he gets baffles me.