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I didn't realize it was mathematically possible for me to love Mark Hamill more…I stand corrected.

Just looking at the picture made me think this was a "Freaky Friday"-esque movie where the kids would take over the bodies of the adults. Tennant's second-grade shirt doesn't help with that…

On a side note, anyone else think the Penguins of Madagascar movie was pretty good? I think I laughed more than my 8-year-old kid and all the other rascals that we took for her birthday…

The Looney Tunes Platinum Collection vol. 2 Blu-ray includes about a dozen Avery one-offs, including King-Size Canary and my personal favorite, Rock-A-Bye-Bear (these weren't remastered like the other cartoons in the collection, though)…

"Stephen King has made a long career out of stories about authors and their problems…"

Money spines paper lung kidney bingos organ funnnnnnnnn…EVERYBODY SING!

I went to that Lollapalooza too; for me the headliners were Lush and Ice Cube, also left before RHCP…

They showed this on HBO a lot back in its early days; the only scene I remember is where Savage opens up and tells the old guys in the bar his limp came from a failed suicide attempt; they all wait a beat, and one of the old guys responds "You got it backwards, asshole! First you get crippled, THEN you commit

Note to self: learn to fight… (also a good tip)

Hmmph, I can't believe a grown-up would waste money on such useless crap [clicks over to Gamestop website to see if the Shulk amiibo pre-order is back up]…

So many great games on this list, games that I will never get around to playing because I CAN'T STOP PLAYING HEARTHSTONE! DAAAAAAAAAAH!

Turned it off halfway? Guess it was LONGER THAN YOU THINK, DAD!!!

Thunderstruck, Eye of the Tiger, and Sirius work in 99% of situations, including when you have to file your report at that weekly office meeting…

I love every episode just for Warburton, it really is the part he was born to play…

Count me as one who prefers the album version. I loved Project: Funk Da World especially for that EPMD-esque flavor, and it was a shame the follow-up was so weak.

I always thought the scene in Amy where Edmund and Baldrick discuss the various princesses was one of the funniest scenes in the whole series. So many great lines…

Lessee, the smile, the bark, the waddle/trot, the soulful eyes…that artist knows corgis.

Seeing that in the store for the first time taught me that "Wingz" and "Wyngs" were registered trademarks…

Since Nebraska was the spotlight film at the Virginia Film Festival, I also attended a showing of MacGruber with Will and Jorma taking questions afterwards. Will made the same comment about it being easier to run around with celery up his butt rather than do "serious acting".
It was great hearing them talk about

Was he detained? Was he restrained?