@avclub-43b65ec0fcf8be9f52da06cb016cd11c:disqus Couldn't you have been Congressperson Tankerbell?

Hansel, he's so hot right now.

Yeah, it came out when I was in like 5th grade

Yeah, I mean it would have a lot of potential to be really, really boring.  But I think it could be done.

C+

A show about the leadup to the mortgage crisis could actually be good if done right.

Look in the mirror, then you'll see who is the real vampire!

Can we please, please, please stop perpetuating the lie that Livestrong existed for cancer research?  It quit giving money to cancer research in 2005 and hasn't accepted any sort of grant application since 2010.  Livestrong does not fund cancer research at all.  It's an advocacy group.

I think you'll like this movie

I think you'll like this movie

If I had a time machine, I would get a reel of this movie, go back in time, go to the premiere of Birth of a Nation and switch the reels.

If I had a time machine, I would get a reel of this movie, go back in time, go to the premiere of Birth of a Nation and switch the reels.

True story, I was in a band with a guy who looks like adult Macauly Caulkin.  He sold a couple of my basses and my amp for heroin.  So Home Alone pisses me off to watch.

True story, I was in a band with a guy who looks like adult Macauly Caulkin.  He sold a couple of my basses and my amp for heroin.  So Home Alone pisses me off to watch.

Fuck Macauly Caulkin?  Who died and made you Michael Jackson?

Fuck Macauly Caulkin?  Who died and made you Michael Jackson?

I'm planning to go see it tomorrow with my special lady friend.

I'm planning to go see it tomorrow with my special lady friend.

A lot of people rag on Tarantino, but for fucks sake, it's a movie about killing slave masters, lets not over think it and just enjoy the ride.

A lot of people rag on Tarantino, but for fucks sake, it's a movie about killing slave masters, lets not over think it and just enjoy the ride.