Dancing
If this type of thing ever happened at my workplace, I would totally be Stanley.

His speech of facts was also great.

Well, I'm doing the 5 least essential Tom Waits albums, even if no one else is.

Uh, did you forget about Johnny Cash?

21. Sour the milk.

Is the United Servo Academy Men's Chorus, under the direction of United Servo Academy Men's Chorale director, Vice Brigadier Sir Thomas "Bullhead" Servo, going to be a part of this?

I liked Escape From L.A.

Ooh, look at me. I watch rugby. It's so much cooler than lame American football. Rugby players are so much tougher than American football players. Aren't I cool? I don't follow the crowd. You should all envy me.

Gringo, don't forget Barry Sanders. He also went out on top.