They should either do as Sunglasses suggests or just fuck off already. Season 16 or so onwards has been absolutely unbearable.

Best? Station, Ziggy, Man Who.

Durrr, obviously it's Zoltan Kodaly.

Felching is the act of sucking semen out of an orifice in which it has been deposited, you ignoramus. Gerbiling is the entirely fictitious act you're looking for.

Pseuds' corner
"instead of guitars plugged into pedals, there are ghosts plugged into tornadoes"?

If you'd do Taylor Swift you're a furry?

If you're going to give anything from Season 1 an A, you pretty much have to give every sngle episode from seasons 2-6 A+.

How do you know how big her brown eye is?

Or maybe he's really surprised by something.

Oh, yeah. I guess it's supposed to be a flying crown. It just looks like the dude is having a bumpy ride.

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If it's part of the house style to end every Sawbuck Gamer review with an ellipsis, you missed one…

If Nippon Ichi port so much as an audio compilation of their greatest farts or an alternate palette-reversed version of Disgaea to PC or NDS, I will buy. If they don't, sorry, NI. Those are what I have and I'm not planning on laying down the cash for an XBox360 or PS3 any time soon, or a PSP ever.

For me the point of handheld games is to burn 2-5 hours on a train, coach, or plane ride. Other than that, I just play them in bed.

I think it's buggy and ugly, but the writing is definitely better than Fallout 3's. Especially when it comes to the main story, which is several orders of magnitude superior. Bethesda are great at doing the whole "open world" bit, but they couldn't put together a plot that would satisfy a concussed toddler if you put…

I stopped watching the Sopranos once there was nobody left to root for, or even tolerate.

My Booky Wook really was pretty good. It was kind of like "Scar Tissue" by that douchechill from RHCP, except funnier and more self-aware, not to mention less self-righteous. Most of it is a beautifully rendered first-person view of that sinking feeling of turning out to have said or done exactly the wrong thing as…

Fee, fi, fo, fum. I smell the spoor of a Scientologist.

The first one is pretty tight and small-scale manages to be fairly unnerving despite some dodgy dialogue, fuck-awful acting, and a major part portrayed by a chap who looks exactly like Liberace. The second is pretty over-the-top and grandiose but not bad. The third tried to turn the series into Nightmare on Elm…

That is definitely the worst Linkin Park song I have ever heard. The first minute and a half make it sound like it's about to go big, but then .. did they load up the wrong sequencer file or something? Why the hell would you have that backing track? Did someone intentionally make the beat sound like that, for real?

I think that's it, El Santo. Shaolin Soccer starts very small and builds to a massive climax, and Kung Fu Hustle doesn't. I just love things that are structured that way, film, music, whatever.