A big ol chupacabra that can only be defeated by lucha libre.

They use samples. Titling would obviously be important. At the very least, they could provide a score.

"And they partied all the fucking time…and it was good."

iRobot by Daft Punk…which they've kind of touched on?
or
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? maybe? These might just be redundant compilations of songs, now that I think about it.

Monica has a boyfriend den? And ALL of them were in bed with Patrick? Dude.

Differing ages, backgrounds, character types ….and acting range too. I don't doubt any of the people here wouldn't bring their A game but I'd definitely be surprised for some.

A Rock television show presented within the theme of Ancient Roman times goes together just about as well as owls and this analogy.

Danny's still got some room to grow, but I agree this was kind of a rough start. I don't think he's a bad character though, he seems like an alright dude. I couldn't help but laugh at the single tear business when someone would ask him about being a soldier though.

Touch darkness and darkness touches your burger.

Bonus points for honorifics. Someone get this man what he wants!

I wanna say no Japan, but you drive a hard burger.

Socks on. Talking is only permitted if what's being said (shouted) is a Quentin Tarantino movie title.

R U Ready by TNGHT
You can't mess with those horns.

Wow now even tennis matches are getting play on soundcloud and I still can't get any listens to my young-choir-boy-quintet?

Worry not, we're all a little bit Poe inside.

Yeah, most of that post was light hearted joking (hence the 'totally legit') but I'm surprised because I'm actually passionate about this.

Can they at least fucking advertise it this time?

You're just a chicken! Cheep cheep cheep cheeeeeeeeep!

Every now and then they'll have Troy/Annie and that's pretty great too.

Bitter and chunky?