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Nothing personal, but you are listening to music like a chump. The Burzum dude is like a metal GG Allin: he's entertaining to watch in a freakshow kind of way, but his music is awful. If he was a family man in Burbank releasing albums out of his garage, nobody would give a shit about him, and rightfully so.

Well no shit. Who did you think would write it?

Well no shit. Who did you think would write it?

You just got me interested in seeing this movie.

You just got me interested in seeing this movie.

@Reason Pillbox posts frequently and has started randomly capitalizing stuff. Just saying.

@Reason Pillbox posts frequently and has started randomly capitalizing stuff. Just saying.

I always thought it was funny that  the show had a fake Ozzy Osbourne theme song, but someone told me the other day that it really was Ozzy. Just double-checked the internet to make sure that's true, and it checks out.

I always thought it was funny that  the show had a fake Ozzy Osbourne theme song, but someone told me the other day that it really was Ozzy. Just double-checked the internet to make sure that's true, and it checks out.

Matthew Perry looks like a puffy Matthew Perry.

I thought that was prison. AFAIK, the Army doesn't guarantee you three square meals and a place to sleep.

Agreed. I have a rule of thumb for comedies: If you can't find a minute's worth of funny gags to make a trailer with, I have no interest in watching your 90 minute long movie.

I wasn't interested in watching Sons of Anarchy before reading this, but now that I know it's created by Stan Lee in a leather jacket, I'm in.

Listen, I'd like to wear a hoodie with sleeves as much as the next guy. But when you're rocking arms like these (kisses both biceps) you gotta do what you gotta do, knamean?

Obviously James Garner made the show, but the supporting cast was strong as hell too. Angel, Lieutenant Becker and… forget the character's name, but the hooker played by Rita Moreno were all entertaining as hell, too. 

Jim Rockford is the fucking man, but "honest to a fault?" That doesn't ring true He was fundamentally a good dude, sure, but he lied a lot.

Yeah, as soon as I saw that photo I knew the first comment would be "he looks like shit." And he does.

Dead Presidents soundtrack FTW.

Saw. The plot synopsis I read on the internet prior to release said it was about a guy who was chained up in a serial killer's basement with a hacksaw within reach, and that it was better than your average horror movie. I thought it would be a realistic (as far as serial killer movies go), intense, slow burn type of

I've known people born with congenital deformities who were getting laid on the regular. The girls they were sleeping with did not look like the girls you see on TV. If you're not willing to make that tradeoff then there's always porn, sure, but that's not the same as "No girl will have sex with me."