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Impudent Little Wench
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Their sex scene was kind of hot until you remember they are brother and sister. I feel gross even writing that.

To make things even more icky, it looks like next week Cesare will have to watch the consummation of Lucrezia and Alfonso.  I know this kind of thing happened sometimes to make make sure a marriage was valid but this will be so awkward.

They're Borgias not Freys.

I thought Asluag said both of her parents were dead, maybe Jarl Borg is a guardian to her? 

I think next season Bjorn will start to challenge his father and be a rival of sorts like Floki said he would. Bjorn, Odin chooses you!

Love that scene, Allen does such a good job with the Theon character.

This episode seemed a little rushed, I wished we had gotten 10 episodes instead of 9 but at least we're getting a second season. Never thought I would become so invested in history channel show,
Gyda NOOOO! She was a minor character but I was hoping she'd get more scenes next season. I think Bjorn might blame Gyda's

He was definitely smaller and younger than I imagined Grey Worm to be.

Thanks for the image, it's too easy to imagine Stannis tearjerking, or whatever the term for sad masturbation is.

Now everyone knows shes batshit. To add to the creepiness, in the shot where she was talking and they have one of the jars in the background it looks like the baby is screaming.

Some pretty nice man ass from Jaime there.

Yes, while I can have some sympathy for predicament, she was just so goddamned smug about Tyrion having to marry Sansa that I couldn't help getting some satisfaction from that.

Patchface's song in the credits was creepy. Shireen is going to teach Davos how to read, how cute.
Speaking of creepy, Stannis's wife has kept all of her miscarried babies in jars…just ewww.
It may have been a stupid decision but I loved how Robb's execution of Karstark mirrored Theon's execution of Ser Rodrik, with the

Poor Leif, it seems like such damn waste even though he considered it an honor, the whole sacrifice scene was beautifully shot.
I feel bad for Lagertha, I think Ragner will set her aside so he can have his many sons with someone else, he's been dickish to her through this whole ordeal. The scene between her and Gyda

I remember it said in the books he truly loved his wife. Hard to imagine Tywin loving anyone, still you think he would have married again if for no other reason than continuing his legacy.

Dany's scene with the Unsullied was everything I was hoping it would be, spectacular fucking ending for the episode. I loved how she revealed she knew what shitheel slaver was saying the whole time since I was also thinking that they may have just left that whole bit out.
Sad to see Mormont go and without saying his

I haven't forgotten about Theon *sniff* Seriously, I don't think we'll be seeing him for a while. I'm thinking the revelation of his captor's identity might coincide with a certain big event at the end of the season. 

Wasn't Torstein the one that had that threesome with Floki and Helga? I think he was also with them in England.

Can we also give it up for Bjorn learning about some of the subtleties of politics? Observing his mom during that adultery trial and then when Lagertha asks him what he would say to Siggy "I would tell her to have a seat" sometimes works better than "My father will hear of this". I think he will turn out alright. 

He looks like he goes full Viking. The preview also makes it look like he renounces Christianity but I have a hard time believing that.