I paid a visit to St John's recently, discovering that, understandably, private schools don't respond well to tourists showing up and trying to have a wander around. It might be for the best that I only realised later that I could have responded to the security men's very stern orders to leave with a, "Hey, that's…

I paid a visit to St John's recently, discovering that, understandably, private schools don't respond well to tourists showing up and trying to have a wander around. It might be for the best that I only realised later that I could have responded to the security men's very stern orders to leave with a, "Hey, that's…

Okay.

A while ago I messed around with a despondent, half-arsed Film4 interview Bruce did for the last Die Hard and put it on Youtube, then some guy bootlegged it and started posting comments about the illuminati star-whacking Hollywood types who won't stand for spending their career making action movies, and he's getting…

I cannot respond to you, because it's totally unknown to me what you just said, and also very boring.

I cannot respond to you, because it's totally unknown to me what you just said, and also very boring.

1. this is the first thing that popped in my head when I saw the article.

Screenings were pulled after Premier Li Keqiang was heard to exclaim, "It's full of WHAT?!"

looove The Holy Mountain.  I found El Topo and Santa Sangre quite difficult, but this was riotously entertaining.  Commendable for how watchable and fluid it was despite every scene looking like it's from a different movie.

The day I watched and thoroughly enjoyed Robson Green's Extreme Fishing on Channel 5 with my parents then went home and saw Bronn say of Joffrey, "There's no cure for being a cunt," felt like a turning point in my life.

Until reading this article I would have denied that I could say that about cast recordings, largely because I intensely love musicals, but I do realise now that I tend to not listen to the music on its own.  The one musical I have on my mp3 player is Little Shop of Horrors, and 90% of the time I do hit skip when the…

If I was Scottish I'd say, "I always wanted to be on one of your fuckin' 'Great Job, Internet!' posts." But as it is I'll just say that this has made me very happy.

Yes, I used to hear it every morning as a teenager on Chris Evans's breakfast show on BBC Radio 1 as he'd play a bleeped version after the news for what might have been months.  I didn't actually know at the time it was in character as Vinny, which made it especially hilarious.  Very funny with the bleeps, too.

"I can show you reviews from when Taxi Driver come out.  1976 Taxi Driver come out.  Got cunted."

"It takes time for films to be appreciated. You show The Godfather to 18-year-olds now and they'll say, 'That's a fackin load of bollocks, takes three hours to get going."

Re: the voice over, having first seen this on TV in the UK, presumably at 25fps, I've just seen some of it on US Netflix, presumably at 24fps, and while there were complaints from British viewers about Cousins's commentary, I can see why the upset seems a bit stronger from American viewers.  With the show playing that…

Re: the voice over, having first seen this on TV in the UK, presumably at 25fps, I've just seen some of it on US Netflix, presumably at 24fps, and while there were complaints from British viewers about Cousins's commentary, I can see why the upset seems a bit stronger from American viewers.  With the show playing that…

I'm shocked to learn that it wasn't Durning who played Jeffrey Lebowski.  But at least now I know who David Huddleston is.

I'm shocked to learn that it wasn't Durning who played Jeffrey Lebowski.  But at least now I know who David Huddleston is.

The last section is terrific, but the rest of the movie's just a load of shouting.