As I have to drive an hour to nearest theater, and further if I want to see movies that don't tend to get A's and A-'s on AV Club (I rarely do), I have a problem with your "No Theater Near Enough" in NYC. I find it almost as offensive as sleeping with your dead mother. She only likes missionary, and we have to go out…

Yes.

Yes.

The director fell right into her vagenda!

The director fell right into her vagenda!

Don't let Paul Scheer go unreviewed, cover NTSF:SD:SUV weekly! What are we to do while The League is off season otherwise?

Don't let Paul Scheer go unreviewed, cover NTSF:SD:SUV weekly! What are we to do while The League is off season otherwise?

My pet theory: Amon is Koh the Face Stealer.

My pet theory: Amon is Koh the Face Stealer.

Well if he's okay with this offensive train wreck, he'd be great as the villain in Mandingo 2: The Enslavening.

*Raises hand, averts eyes*

Magical weather, to me, implies we can throw out any specific assumptions about latitude and climate. It seems implied (regarding King's Landing's Food stores, was it Tyrion or Ned hearing about that) that winter causes food shortages even in the south.  So the climate must vary more strongly than Mediterranean or…

@ Kurmagoro "Comically big"?  Isn't Westeros supposed to be like a slightly bigger British Isles with maybe Scandinavia in place of Scotland or something?  There aren't a lot of distances mentioned, and who is to say that "leagues" in fantasy world are the same as "leagues" in the real world, or even meant as literal…

Comment liked for being a much more constructive/insightful rendition of the old classic: SIMMMMMSSSSSSSSS!

It's an awfully creepy looking url.

Yeah, Stannis is the most AV Club commenter of any potential kings. On that note: Tyrion for King!

"Any mountain - fem-mountain shippers out there?"
By the rules of the internet there must be, but I find Brienne-Hodor more likely. BriDOR?

In my imaginary first season of Fringe, which goes Pilot … In Which We Meet Mr. Jones … Safe and then on to the end, I would say it is better, more payoff by the time we meet Spock.  I think the problem with Season 1 (and 2, to a lesser extent) was dull, procedural filler episodes.  Even in season 1 the main plot…

So you're that one other guy in the theater with me. Seriously, 10 P.M. Monday is the most peaceful time to watch a film.

"Not unlike when a new reality show premières on A&E or Bravo, a little piece of me still dies whenever SyFy debuts a series that has no goddamned connection to sci-fi whatsoever."
So Will Harris is completely dead inside at this point I suppose.