So you're saying tuna are lazy and can't hold down a job?  Maybe we should just catch them all in nets and slaughter them, huh?

Thank you Dr. Thorpe.

I laughed at this. And then I was sad. Turn it back into sarcasm please.

I did not know cross-country skiing was done as a shitty tour-group activity.  That is like defeating the whole point.  Something best done alone or with one friend, away from all other shitty humans.

The Silver Hoard, please.

I felt the same way reading that, but less condescendingly.  This was a brilliant movie and I loved it, laughed my ass off.  But at the same time, there are some really good Serious Business No Laughing Because This Is Too Scary horror movies out there.  Just not out of the American film industry in the last 30 years…

Please please please let Zuko not only be alive, but be Iroh 2.0!

Yeah, Theon could have got a little more screentime in Season 1 given that he is getting character-developed now.  I think the bigger problem, is aside from being creepy-flirt with Osha, the only scenes I remember him in are giving exposition to Roz The Exposition Whore.  Why not have him exposition to other main…

not Bridget: Yeah, that's my whole point.  I liked the books, but I really really do not give a shit that WOMAN should be more or less attractive according to books, or MAN should have a sweeter beard or whatever.  (For some reason, all criticism of attractiveness falls exclusively on the women.) I love the casting,…

I don't know what Stephen Harper looks like, but I picture him with a giant beard, long nose, and blue skin…

I don't like talking about plot predictions of shows like this, I like reading jokes about what is onscreen.  I don't have anything funny to say here, but I just wanted to say that I've been lurking in both this and the Experts thread, and this one is generally way funnier.  Read two pages of Experts and bored silly,…

HBO needs a CEO of ADORABLE KITTENS to complement their CEO of Tits.

"The King Shits and the Hand Wipes."  I think Robert got all the laxatives.