I thought you liked "fast" and "sloppy".

I thought you liked "fast" and "sloppy".

Bands are for hacks who can't hold the crowd's attention with pure force of charisma.

Bands are for hacks who can't hold the crowd's attention with pure force of charisma.

So HipsterDBag, what do you think Egypt's new government is going to evolve into? Islamist theocracy? Liberal democracy? Military dictatorship? Something else?

So HipsterDBag, what do you think Egypt's new government is going to evolve into? Islamist theocracy? Liberal democracy? Military dictatorship? Something else?

If you can't tell he's joking, you may be the functionally retarded one.

If you can't tell he's joking, you may be the functionally retarded one.

Just come back in ten years and it will be nostalgia/obscure cinema.

Hellboy 2 also went full retard when Hellboy and Co. get discovered by the public and they put in a scene where Jimmy Kimmel is cracking jokes on his show about the government having a demon on it's payroll or something. That movie looked cool and had a lot of other things going for it, but sometimes I wanted to throw…

He probably would have sobered up and started making adult contemporary with lots of puns.

For good reason I imagine. He was a terrible person. People would rather dance around that and remember him as the talented musician who died too young, not the hateful lunatic.

I think deep down, most Democrats want to forget Ted Kennedy existed.

Hey, I thought the second X-Files movie was pretty good.

The first couple Spiderman movies should have him running around in a blue ski mask, red turtleneck and jeans.

Fuck you!

That doesn't mean he's wrong though. But I wouldn't know; why would I bother reading something so ridiculous?

God, is there anything more annoying that people who say stuff like "good for you, now smoke a joint and calm the f down."? No wonder straight-edge got to be so popular.

Even under then anonymity of the internet, nobody likes to admit that they got pushed around when they were a kid. But hey, I'm sure you were a big tough alpha male who never took shit from anybody. We're all real impressed.

Fuck, I used to watch the Berenstein Bears Easter Surprise. Papa Bear had some great numbers, I'll tell ya.