I like how people are always bringing up Zimmerman's "size", as if he's a seven foot-tall linebacker coming after a skinny teenager. He's just fat. If anyone had a physical advantage, it was probably Treyvon the football player.

"Celebrities who sued people who called them gay for slander"? It's too bad Liberace's dead Rabin, I'd like to see him sue your bald ass.

Justice League: Doom: only one level below Malcolm X.

I didn't "like" this because it's a paranoid fantasy.

The Nation of Islam is to the Koran as The People's Temple is to the Bible.

Have you read his autobiography? Malcolm X was racist as hell.

There's a Tila Tequila story?!

Ah, that's a pretty good line.

Well, "Republicunts" isn't much better. Maybe name calling isn't conducive to productive political discourse.

They were stuck together in a BioDome for years with no women. Cut them some slack, huh?

They didn't even pick up my "Skunk Ape shoves his race in Mara Rooney's butt" show.

I don't want to give too much away, but it wasn't a complete stranger's semen.

Well, most people are. I always hated Stacy myself.

What was Burl's gimmick? I don't remember him.

Holy shit, I haven't seen this gimmick in ages.

YOU TAKE THAT THE FUCK BACK INVISIBLE TOUCH IS A BEAUTIFUL SONG ABOUT LOVE AND WANTING AND A HEARTLESS MONSTER WOULD SAY IT'S TERRIBLE GO KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE PHIL COLLINS RULES

Were they ever?

India objects to anything that doesn't star a paunchy middle-aged man with a mustache and have extensive musical numbers.

Yeah, but Canada and America have never been on the brink of nuclear war with each other.

I hated Jack Shepard until the last episode, when I realized how invested in his character I was and I had to fight back the tears like a bitch.